“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
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most romantic names to call your partner:
- Denmark
- chicken nugger
- Larry Platt, Jr.
- Metallica
- 3-ring binder
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Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
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imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Why don’t we do this
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